But soft

Five softcore girls return today in Episode 550. Kimber, Jasmine, Jennifer, Paige, and Kimber are back, and one of them is going to be humiliated at the hands of the others.

Speaking of softcore, I did another shoot last Tuesday. It was sort of a comedy of errors, with some girls backing out at the last moment and other girls backing out after the last moment, but as is usually the case with these things, everything worked out fine. New girl Stefanie (not to be confused with Stephanie or Steffanie) was great, especially considering that it was her first time ever getting naked on camera. She was nervous and shy and wouldn't risk overly-sexual forfeits, at least not for now. That's okay, because we had some freakin' great softcore forfeits. Want to see a picture of Stefanie? Here you go:

I mentioned awhile ago that I got a 3D printer, which is awesome. (There have already been 3D printed parts in some of our episodes, like the dreidel from Episode 545.) Well, I got a 3D scanner as well, sort of. It's actually just a Kinect, but it does a damned good job. The loser of this particular game had to let her nude body be scanned in three different poses. (Oh, um... spoiler.) The 3D models will be made available for anyone on the Internet to download for free and enjoy Stefanie's curves.

Speaking of Dreidel, I liked the idea of special holiday episodes so much, I did another one. Since the last one was for a Jewish holiday, I figured I should throw in ones for the gentiles as well, so look for that episode come Easter.

Sharp-eyed viewers will have noticed that I've been gone a lot lately, and also that there have been no POVs for the last few weeks. The reason for the latter is sinple: I ran out. We've published almost all the POVs we've got and I'm slowing the publication schedule until we can shoot more. As for the former, I've been pretty sick lately, which has kept me away. Hopefully I'm on the mend. Also, I've been distracted by girl troubles. If you're not having girl problems, I feel envious, son. I got 99 problems, and bitches are about six of them.

Hail to the Tits

Long-timers will remember Bush's Last Day, when we sent President George W. Bush off with a girl losing her bush. (The loser was a girl who really, really wanted to keep her bush but despite a completely fair game lost it anyway.) It's been eight years and it's time for another Presidential sendoff as Barack Obama leaves office, and a girl will have to let her puppies swing free for an entire month. It's Bare-Rack's Last Day, after all.

I'm not sure what I'll do next time. I was thinking something to do with Rod-ham, but the results of the election surprised us all, or at least many of us. A game with trump cards, maybe?

Next week will see the return of Becky, Kimber, Jasmine, Jennifer, and Paige in Episode 550.

It's a simple game of Strip Rock-Paper-Scissors with another softcore forfeit,  which is all they were willing to risk. The winners gleefully attack the loser's nude body with markers, and turn her into a living work of art.

Finally, I've said before that this blog is no place for politics, but it's an important day and I've got something I want to say. I wish former President Obama well and I hope he uses the considerable influence of an ex-President to accomplish great things. And I wish President Trump luck as he enters his new job and I hope his time in office is marked by peace and prosperity for the United States and for the whole world. And I hope this is something we can all agree on no matter who we voted for. We all want the same thing: a free, prosperous, and harmonious world, no matter how viciously we may disagree on how to achieve it.

B-ack again

Episode 546 closes out 2016 with a new game, Strip Ducking for Apples. Four cuties, one tub full of cold water, a whole lot of apples. And vibrators, it's got a few of them too.

So I mentioned in the last blog comment thread that LostBets B-Sides will be resuming publication on Tuesday. I want to amplify on that a bit, since there seems to be a lot of high hopes and excitement, and I feel like I ought to manage expectations somewhat.

Some of you younger folks might not even know what a B-Side was. See, once upon a time, back in the Dark Ages, back before iTunes or MP3s or even compact discs, music was sold on physical media called "cassettes" or "records". Unlike CDs, which have one recordable side, or digital music files, which have none, records and cassettes have two sides, which meant that the labels had to put something on each. If they wanted to sell you a single song, they'd put the song you actually wanted on the first (or "A") side, and then just some other song on the B-Side, usually another song from the same album. But they didn't put the best tracks on the B-Side, since they could sell you those separately as singles on their own. Instead, B-Sides were usually sub-par or mediocre tracks that the record labels figured they probably couldn't sell on their own anyway. There were some great hits that started off as B-Sides, but they were very much the exception, not the rule.

I like to get girls together to play stripping games. (Duh.) I like it so much that I do it more often than I really need to in order to keep LostBets.com going. The raw video comes in faster than published videos go out, so a backlog develops. I add videos to the publishing queue on the fly according to whim, and so some episodes end up just never getting put onto the queue. Sometimes it's because of something wrong with them. Maybe there are audio or video glitches, or maybe I just didn't like like the way the game or the forfeit turned out. Or maybe there's nothing at all wrong with the episode, I'd just overlooked it and now it's years old.

This is what eventually becomes a B-Side. They're older videos that may or may not have something wrong with them. Because of that:

1. I sell them at the lowest price Clips4Sale will allow me to set, and
2. I make no warranty at all about their quality. None. Buy at your own risk.

Again, many of them have nothing wrong other than age, and there are some real diamonds in the rough in there. I really hope that people like them (some feature favorite girls we haven't seen in years) but please keep your expectations reasonable. A pessimist can only be pleasantly surprised.

Next week on the main store, Episode 547 gets back into hardcore.

Pearle and Violet return for their sophomore appearances with Helena. This time, Kevin is there instead of Trace to take the losers. 

Then it's back to softcore for 548.

It's an MFF game of Strip Candy Passing, with lucky JD getting to snog April and Ana Molly. But he won't feel so lucky if he loses, since the winners will hogtie the hapless loser and tickle them naked for five full minutes.

P.S. It's been pointed out to me that Episode P145 stars Dylan, not Tyler. Don't know how I made that screwup, but it'll be fixed.

Happy New Year, everybody!

"Change one letter and it's the story of my life" --Dorothy Parker

Chag sameach, y'all. I hope everybody is having a joyous holiday with loved ones, and if you're not, there's always next year. Episode 545 is one of what I hope will be a series of holiday-themed episodes, if I can remember to shoot them.

The losers of this one were directed in a short porno by the winner. If you want to see that porno, it's available for free on my YouPorn channel here. Spoilers, obviously.

This is going to be a brief blog post due to holiday hecticness, but I wanted to share the promo for next week's Episode 546.

Speaking of seasonal episodes, this one probably would have been better in the autumn, but ah well. Ducking (or bobbing) for apples, that well-known fall pastime, only this time it's for clothing. I had the girls wear thin white shirts, naturally. It made for some interesting views.

L'chaim!

I haven't promoed today's Episode 544 yet. Here it is:

We finally meet Tyler, Kendall, and Dylan, joined by Sassy (which I'm sure will make a lot of her fans very happy.) Tobi acts as emcee for their first game. Like I usually do when introducing new players (especially new players who've never been naked on camera, like these three) I used a simple game and a simple forfeit. But two losers will get very exposed, at least one of them for the first time ever.

I already said that Episode 545, set to be published on December 23, will be a special one to commemorate the festive winter holiday, and so it is.

Happy Hanukkah, everybody! If you're not familiar with Dreidel, it's a game traditionally played by Jewish children around this time of year, although not usually for clothes. But Leilaniberg, Goldendza, and Nettlestein (oh yeah, I totally went there) gather to play the Strip variant. The forfeit was suggested by a fan on this blog and also seems strangely appropriate given the time of year: the winner gets to direct the two losers in a porno. Cool.