Mary Mary quite contrary

Let's all raise a glass to the late Andrew Dice Clay, unless of course he is not dead. It's a shame it ws Lily rather than Mary, but actually... no, it wasn't a shame at all. For me, anyway.

Here's a completely candid and genuine slice of, uh, life. Lily arrived and realized that she needed a trim. I brought the camera along.

She asked me, "Red, do you have scissors?" I bet she wishes she brought whatever tool she normally uses for the job, because all I had were the scissors I use to play Snip games, and they're made to cut cloth, not trim pubes. I wonder if I should show this video to the next two girls to play a Snip game.

Anyway, guys, if you want Lily to bet her bush at lostbets.com, speak up! Post in the comment section, let's get the peer pressure going!