Ich bin ein Frankfurter

Quickie post here because I'm super-busy getting ready for what I hope will be an awesome party tomorrow. Episode 271 is out, and I gotta say it's one of my favorites. Hope you like it as much as I did.

Need your help

LostBets fans, I need some videos that ar:

• Hot


• Published within the last year or so


• Between 12 and 19 minutes long


• Ideally fairly hard on the forfeit


• Representative of what LostBets is all about.

Any nominations?

Oh, brother

So a few things to talk about:

1) There's a new update today. In episode 270, Angel tries to in some small way redeem her losing streak by challenging her guy Lance to a game.

2) There was no B-Side this week, as many of you noticed. The production queue for B-Sides has been stalled (Casper's been busy) and the well ran dry. B-Side publication may resume next week but no promises. Within two weeks, almost certainly.

3) Say, just out of curiosity, anyone got any ideas for games/forfeits that would work with really large groups of players, like 10+? This is just to satisfy my idle inquisitiveness and isn't because I've got something epic in the works for eight days from now.

4) Finally, I mentioned in my "confession" post that I'd recently heard from a few folks who were interested in posing for Lost Bets with truly unusual situations. Well, one of them was a gentleman who explained that he had an adventurous streak, and so did his sister. They were interested in playing some games together.

Now, I need to be clear on this: sexual contact between close relatives is a felony in my state, and I'd never abet that. But that still leaves a lot of room to play. The sisterof the couple had these suggestions:

i had a few ideas and wanted to run them by you.
1- me and my brother against another duo. losing couple has to french kiss and then masturbate side by side (or face to face) until completion for the winners.
2- as you mentioned about groping. maybe the losing couple has to wear thin bathing suit or something else and the winners tell them where they have to touch eachother over the clothing or tape.
3- me against my brother. loser has to go down on the person of the same sex as the winner watches.
4- if we lose i have to give a lap dance. if brother gets excited there is another penalty

what you think? maybe run the idea on the website to get an idea what the public would want?

Well, I rarely turn down a lady's request, so I'm running this on the website to get an idea what the public wants. What do you want?

Do you want 269?

Episode 269, featuring the return of Dre, Annabelle, and Britney S, publishes today. Will Dre get her revenge on the other two, who made her parade around in the slingshot swimsuit in public? Stay tuned to find out.

Speaking of very small swimsuits, check out the new inventory in the LostBets.com wardrobe:



Thanks to commenters DaM and Dave for the suggestion. I'm not sure when they'll be used yet, but they will be used.

Also, here's a peek into what's ahead. I already said that episode 270 stars an utterly defeated Angel trying to reclaim at least a little dignity by challenging newcomer Lance to a game with the winner enjoying oral sex from the loser. Episode 271 is a team game: Julie and Kyle vs. Fern and Lumen. The forfeit is wet-and-messy, plus a shower scene, plus some bonus action in the shower that took me by surprise. I'll say this again when it's closer to publication, but 271 is one of my personal favorites. Everything clicked, and I think it'll be remembered as a classic.

272 brings back Alice, Marie, and Leda to play a game of Croc 'n' Balls with a forfeit that's been requested a few times: foot worship. I still don't think we nailed it, but this is maybe the closest we've come.

273 will probably be remembered as well, but for a different reason than 271. It goes someplace I haven't gone since Episode 155, and then it goes farther... much, much farther. It's one on one, boy vs. girl, with the winner doing whatever he (or she) wants to the loser. What did he (or she) want? More on that when it's closer to publication, but on three occasions the cameras caught me saying, "Whoa... that's different."

274 introduces new girls Betty and Veronica, and also introduces my spiffy new Pockey table. What's a Pockey table? First of all, it has nothing to do with Japanese cookie sticks. No, it's more like one of these:




Half pool, half air hockey. Sure, it's not the best pool table and it's not the best air hockey table, but at least it's both in one. I just love being able to buy shit like this and quite legitimately call it a business expense. Both pool and air hockey worked great as stripping games their first time out, I can't wait to use them more.

Double your pleasure

I recently admitted that an episode from a few months back wasn't exactly as genuine as the others. In the comments thread, "The Punisher" suggested that I atone with a double-update weekend. I've never been into that particular comic, but my understanding is that The Punisher typically does his punishing with heavy weapons, so I think I'm getting off light here.

Today: Episode 267, bringing back Ember, Nyssa, Chelsea, and Jessie, for another game that turned into a professionals vs. amateurs match almost by accident. Tomorrow, episode 268 is the long-awaited and long-overdue Earth and Fire with Ashley, Julie, and Kandie.

On the horizon: Dre, Britney S, and Annabelle return in 269 to play Croc n Balls. The losers have to do some yoga poses. Some embarrassingly revealing and frankly difficult yoga poses.

Spisode 270 brings back hapless Angel, with her unbroken losing streak. The day was done with her and Brianna, and Angel's man Lance came by to pick her up. Despondent with her losing record and desperate for a win, she challenged Lance to a game of Fuck-It. If she wins, she'll at least have the satisfaction of not getting completely skunked. She'll also have the satisfaction of an orgasm, as Lance will have to go down on her if she wins. However, if she loses, it's yet another humiliating defeat, and a few rug burns on her knees as she pays off her debt.

Finally, to continue what I talked about in the last blog post, here's a quickie pre-game interview with Casper's girlfriend Stella. Maybe I shouldn't share this just yet, as the video won't be published for quite awhile, but here's the lady herself.