UPDATE: This post contains spoilers for Episode 258. In fact, it's more than a spoiler as to the outcome, it's a peek inside, which you may not want. Read on at your own risk.
Folks, I have a confession to make. It's something that's been eating at me for awhile, and I feel like I need to come clean.
I try to be honest with people in general, but especially with the viewers of LostBets.com. When I say something, I want you guys to be able to believe me. If I go out of my way to recruit people in unusual circumstances -- like sisters, or like 18-year-old amateurs -- I need to have credibility when I tell you who they are. Otherwise, I may as well just hire actresses, who are a lot easier to find. This is why I'm ticked that Ember and Rainy may not have told me the truth about being sisters. They're both great girls, and hot, but if they lied to me about that they won't be working for me again.
Veterans have heard me say this before: while I try to "keep it real", I've never claimed that every game played here is completely genuine. The vast majority of them are. The vast majority are played completely fairly, with either player (or any of the players) having a fair chance to win. But a few of them aren't. On rare occasions, I've rigged the games for various reasons. And I don't think this is dishonest, as long as I don't make a point of saying something like, "no, really, this is totally real" when it isn't. But there are limits. If I stretch the fakery too far, nobody will be able to believe me when I manage to pull off something impressively real.
Which brings me to Episode 258. Jerk-a-Mole with Julie and Kandie. The one with the boob job.
As you might have gathered by now, that one was, fake, as fake as Kandie's new tits. The whole thing started when Kandie mentioned that she was getting a boob job. I thought it'd be kinda cool to use that as the premise for a game. (Actually, initially the thought was that we'd act like the girl who lost had to get a boob job, but both girls thought that sounded incredible.) I regretted it almost immediately after shooting it, and it's a big part of the reason why that one was published so long after the other episodes from that same shoot. i might not have published it at all, except for two things: what happened to Julie was pretty damned hot, and I felt that I needed to publish it before publishing any new videos featuring Kandie with her new boobs. The smokin' hot game of Earth and Fire that will be Episode 268 has been waiting, gathering dust, begging to be published.
Fact is, I'm a big fan of the natural look. Girls with too many tats, piercings, or surgical augmentations aren't really my type. (I've often been heard to lament, "why must the pretty ones mutilate themselves?") I've been privileged to see a lot of tits, big and small. Firm tits and soft tits, petite tits and fleshy tits, tits with gigantic nipples and at least one set with no nipples at all. But I've never seen a tit that made me think, "Man, that would look much better with a bag of saline solution shoved behind it."
Don't get me wrong, Kandie's new tits look great. But I thought Kandie's old tits looked great too, and if I had my choice, I'd pick Kandie Classic over New Kandie. And as for Julie's... "perfect" is a very strong word, so I'll just say that I wouldn't change a thing and leave it at that. That's one of the things that's been gnawing at me. I know that I'd be pissed if somebody tried to fuck with Julie's tits, and here I was telling people that I might've done just that. I would never.
Anyway. Just wanted to put that out there before more Julie episodes rolled around.
Speaking of more Julie episodes, Episode 266 today brings her back along with Lumen and Fern (who's on track to be 2012 Rookie of the Year, judging from the emails I've gotten about her) to play a game with another snowy forfeit. Enjoy.