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Five softcore girls return today in Episode 550. Kimber, Jasmine, Jennifer, Paige, and Kimber are back, and one of them is going to be humiliated at the hands of the others.

Speaking of softcore, I did another shoot last Tuesday. It was sort of a comedy of errors, with some girls backing out at the last moment and other girls backing out after the last moment, but as is usually the case with these things, everything worked out fine. New girl Stefanie (not to be confused with Stephanie or Steffanie) was great, especially considering that it was her first time ever getting naked on camera. She was nervous and shy and wouldn't risk overly-sexual forfeits, at least not for now. That's okay, because we had some freakin' great softcore forfeits. Want to see a picture of Stefanie? Here you go:

I mentioned awhile ago that I got a 3D printer, which is awesome. (There have already been 3D printed parts in some of our episodes, like the dreidel from Episode 545.) Well, I got a 3D scanner as well, sort of. It's actually just a Kinect, but it does a damned good job. The loser of this particular game had to let her nude body be scanned in three different poses. (Oh, um... spoiler.) The 3D models will be made available for anyone on the Internet to download for free and enjoy Stefanie's curves.

Speaking of Dreidel, I liked the idea of special holiday episodes so much, I did another one. Since the last one was for a Jewish holiday, I figured I should throw in ones for the gentiles as well, so look for that episode come Easter.

Sharp-eyed viewers will have noticed that I've been gone a lot lately, and also that there have been no POVs for the last few weeks. The reason for the latter is sinple: I ran out. We've published almost all the POVs we've got and I'm slowing the publication schedule until we can shoot more. As for the former, I've been pretty sick lately, which has kept me away. Hopefully I'm on the mend. Also, I've been distracted by girl troubles. If you're not having girl problems, I feel envious, son. I got 99 problems, and bitches are about six of them.

Hail to the Tits

Long-timers will remember Bush's Last Day, when we sent President George W. Bush off with a girl losing her bush. (The loser was a girl who really, really wanted to keep her bush but despite a completely fair game lost it anyway.) It's been eight years and it's time for another Presidential sendoff as Barack Obama leaves office, and a girl will have to let her puppies swing free for an entire month. It's Bare-Rack's Last Day, after all.

I'm not sure what I'll do next time. I was thinking something to do with Rod-ham, but the results of the election surprised us all, or at least many of us. A game with trump cards, maybe?

Next week will see the return of Becky, Kimber, Jasmine, Jennifer, and Paige in Episode 550.

It's a simple game of Strip Rock-Paper-Scissors with another softcore forfeit,  which is all they were willing to risk. The winners gleefully attack the loser's nude body with markers, and turn her into a living work of art.

Finally, I've said before that this blog is no place for politics, but it's an important day and I've got something I want to say. I wish former President Obama well and I hope he uses the considerable influence of an ex-President to accomplish great things. And I wish President Trump luck as he enters his new job and I hope his time in office is marked by peace and prosperity for the United States and for the whole world. And I hope this is something we can all agree on no matter who we voted for. We all want the same thing: a free, prosperous, and harmonious world, no matter how viciously we may disagree on how to achieve it.