Making his day

First of all, if you've been waiting for a reply in the previous blog thread, it's up there. Sorry for the delay.

Second, hey look, it's a promo!

I've been wanting to do more pizza forfeits, and here's one of a handful in waiting. This guy was so happy. The life of a pizza delivery driver isn't always the easiest, but every one in a very long while, there are perks. Episode 590 today, with Avi, Cass, and Lydia.

UPDATE: It's been pointed out to me in the comments that I haven't said much about what's coming up. My bad. Here you go.

Episode 591 brings the Julie, Kyle, Sparrow, and Hope. (Avi had to bail.) The game is Strip Freeze, and the two losers (...wait for it...) become the sex slaves of the two winners. Anyone interested in seeing that?

In Episode 591 we'll see Mouna, Ashley, Addie, Selah, and Kylie play Strip Screw-Your-Neighbor. The two losers engage in a Sybian race, each trying to force the other to cum. The other has to open up with a speculum and give us all a very thorough view of her freshly-orgasmed pussy. Guys, I really don't know why I didn't publish these years ago.

I'll introduce you to Geneva in Episode 592. She's a 21-year-old with a petite body, a voluptuous figure, and a slightly vulpine look, and she's never been naked on camera before. I put this shy video virgin up against Sassy and Dylan, two of our most extroverted, aggressive players. Ain't I a stinker? Here Geneva is, looking apprehensive before this game.

She's a bit heavy for her diminutive frame, but to be honest, I like them that way. More pneumatic. Plus it gives her some nice big pillowy never-revealed titties. And oh, the day she had. The way things went for her, the things she ended up doing... I can't wait to share it all with you. The saga begins on November 17.

Episode 594 fills a request. I'm going to start taking some of the episodes that were supposed to be B-Sides and put them on the main publishing queue. 594 will feature Fern, Jelly, and Serengeli, who have been very much requested. The play air hockey, and the two losers do exercises outside. In teeny-tiny bikinis, though, not nude. Still a nice sight, and they still have to get naked before they suit up to go outside.

That'll do for now.

Giving the finger...

Today in Episode 588, Tobi is back with Sassy and Dylan, and most importantly, Tyler. A lot of people have been rightly clamoring to see more of her, and I doubt they'll be disappointed. Fans of wet and messy will also be pleased, as will people who like high-energy, excitable girls. In fact, fuck it. Everybody's going to like it. Well, probably.

So I mentioned a couple of shoots I did last week, with Dylan, Carmen, and newbie Nancy on the first day, and Dylan, Sassy, and newbie Geneva the next. On that first day, I had two losers do the One-Finger Selfie Challenge. If you're not familiar with it, you owe it to yourself to Google it. The girls hadn't heard of it either, so they were taken by surprise when they saw what it was. But rather than seeing it as a penalty, they all thought it looked fun, so they all did it. The next day, Dylan told the other two about it, and they were all gung-ho to give it a try. So here's Sassy, doing her best to cover her goodies with just one finger. (She's not entirely successful, as her left areola peeks out.) Enjoy, and feel free to spread far and wide.

Take 87... action!

Did anybody download and watch the 3D promo for Nancy from last week? I'd definitely like feedback on that one. What did you think?

Episode 587 today. The last time we saw Lydia, Avi, and Cass, the loser had to take two guys at once. This time around, it's just one guy per loser, but two losers.

I want to talk a bit about camera angles.  You may have noticed that we often don’t have angles as dramatic as what you’d see in a professional porno. There's a simple reason for this: we don't cut. We keep everything as genuine as possible. Neither is true -- at all -- of a pro porn shoot.

Next time you’re watching a nice nice pro BJ scene, keep an eye on the shots. Ask yourself: where is the guy with the camera? Often you’ll realize that he's have to be visible from other angles, but he’s nowhere to be seen. That’s because pro scenes are anything but candid. They're carefully scripted, and there are multiple takes of the same scene from different angles.

Sorry if I've ruined professional porn for you, but it's true. Because we don't do that, we're much more genuine, but we can't film anywhere we'd be in the way of other cameras, unless we're 100% certain that at least one other camera will get a good shot. We frequently can't get the nice explicit closeup.

One way to fix this is to give the winner a camera, so they can get in there and get those close-ups for us. The footage we've gotten from them has definitely been of mixed quality, but it's been getting better with time as we've gotten better at giving instructions to the players. Our current spiel for amateur women is:

• Don't point the camera at us. You'd be surprised how much footage is unusable because the crew is right there in the background.
• Don't point the camera at the lights.
• Always hold the camera in landscape orientation. Say no to VVS!
• Don't use the camera's zoom, If you want to see something up close, get closer.
• Don't move too quickly. Once you've found a good shot, stick with it for at least five seconds before looking for another.

This is a really roundabout, long-winded way of saying that I think the winner in 587 did a pretty decent job. She got some great views from nice and close. Hopefully, the quality will continue to improve.

Have you seen something that could be improved about the player-shot footage? Is there anything I should add to the instructions? Let me know in the comments.