- Six quarts of heavy cream
- Bubble bath
- Body oil
- Four boxes of 5-Hour Energy
- Lube (both silicone and water-based)
- Hummus and crackers
- Old-fashioned bath sponges
- Food coloring
- Duct tape
- Fruit and sandwich platters
The lady behind the checkout counter gave her a good long hard look and asked, "Got anything exciting planned for tonight?" to which she replied, "Nope, just a typical Saturday night." The checkout lady then told Morgan that she was getting off work in a few hours.
Here's the reason for the shopping excursion:
That's Jelly there in the middle, minus her once-impressive dreadlocks. The other two are her friends Blossom and Indigo. (No points for guessing which one's Indigo.) Three amateurs, two of them facing their first time ever on camera. Coming soon.
Coming sooner than that is this week's update, Episode 384, pitting Bex, Piper, and Madison against each other. (Sassy is present but doesn't play. She's the stark-naked pin girl for this game of Soccer Bowling.) A lucky pizza guy gets a double-eyeful.