Well, in beta, at any rate. After several hours of frustration, I've concluded that Flash is the worst development environment ever ever. I'm not sure that it's worse than Hitler, but it just might be. Since this is my first attempt at programming anything in this Godforsaken platform, there may be bugs. Tell me about them.
A few things I know about: the sound seems to cut off sometimes for no explicable reason. Also, the load time is long... I can let the game start sooner and continue loading in the background. Also, the video quality isn't the greatest; it's free, what do you expect? Anything else, tell me about it.
[NOTE: it was rightly pointed out to me that the link that was here was not protected by any adult content warning. I've temporarily removed the link until I can remedy the situation. I'm making a few changes to the Flash, anyway.]