I'll say two things that will hopefully help. First, I absolutely promise that if I ever decide to pack it in, that I'm done with the whole amateur pornographer thing, I'll let you know. As long as there's no post on this blog that says "that's all, folks," more updates will be coming, even if they're trickling out very slowly.
(Clips4Sale requires stores to update at least once a month, so at least there's an upper bound on how long you'll have to wait.)
The second thing is better. To thank you all for your patience, I've decided to make available -- for free -- one of my most-requested pieces of content. That's right: Ashley answering the door naked for the pizza guy. (Just to make it absolutely clear, this is a real pizza guy, not an actor... and when he set out on his delivery run, he had no idea what was in store for him.)
Sound good? Read on to download.
IMPORTANT: READ THIS, BITCHES
By continuing to download this video, you agree to all of the following:
- You are over the age of 18, or whatever the age of majority is in your jurisdiction.
- You will not show this video to anyone under the age of 18 or a minor by the laws of your jurisdiction.
- You will not sell, rent, or otherwise profit from this video.
- You understand that this video contains female nudity.
- You do not find female nudity offensive, and consent to seeing it.
- There is NO rule #6
- You will not sue me at any time in any place for any reason connected with this video.
Have we got all that? Click the seventeenth word of this disclaimer (starting with the word "IMPORTANT") to download. Please use right-click/save-as... the file is packaged as a ZIP to encourage this. Enjoy, and hopefully I'll have the time to do some real content soon.
This video, by the way, is licensed for free distribution. Share and enjoy.