Happy "Happy Birthday to You" Day to you!

Back in Episode 454, in honor of LostBets.com's eighth birthday, I had the players sing the song "Happy Birthday to You." Well, actually, I had them sing a parody of the song, with each line followed by the disclaimer "this is a parody." While I felt I was on pretty firm legal ground here, with this particular rendition featuring a girl singing the song with burning candles in her personal orifices clearly a parody, the fact is that Warner/Chappell has better and more expensive lawyers than I do, and there was always this nagging sense of worry that possibly they'd take offense and sue. Well, no more. The copyright has been struck down, and the song is now in the public domain. If I do it again for our 9th birthday, I'll omit the line about it being a parody.

But today, Episode 483. Dolly, clearly one of my favorites, is back, still strapped to the Grayjoy's Cross, getting shot at by Tobi and Nettle. Loser has to endure a strapping-on from both ends at once.

Here are the promos that were missing last week for Episodes 484 and 485:

Plus, here's a look at episode 486.

Introducing three new players: Cierra (who got an I Lost All My Clothes promo) teams up with Gianna (sorry, no ILAMC promo) against ex-Marine Trace. Loser(s) dominated by winner(s). 

Next week, we introduce two more new players in Episode 487.

Recently people have commented on the relative lack of hot black lady players lately, and I told them about Monica. Well, here she is, in all her glory. For her debut game she takes on blonde Kasady, 19 years old and still in braces. I was actually a little concerned about this one because both girls are kind of shy introverts which can lead to a dull, low-energy episode, but it turned out just fine.

Here's a closer look at Kasady. I like her a lot and I hope you do too.

@#%$!!

Yeah, so... behind again. Episodes 481 and 482 were published since last I blogged. Here's what's coming up:

Episode 483 is the continuation of Episode 480, at the end of which Dolly was strapped to the cross while Tobi and Nettle had their way. This time, she remains on the cross while the other two shoot darts at her. She'll get her revenge, though: the winner and she get to spit-roast the loser.

Don't have a promo yet for Episode 484, but here's a peek:

It was all the way back in Episode 270 that Angel and Lance played one-on-one, with the loser owing oral to the winner. She's always wanted a rematch, and in Episode 484, she gets it.

Episode 485 doesn't even have a poster frame yet, but it involves Bailey taking on new girl Desiree.

As I've said before a zillion times, I'm always trying to make our player pool more diverse, and Desiree represents yet another box checked: she descends primarily from the native peoples of Mesoamerica. She claims her mother knows how to speak Nahuatl. I think she's beautiful, and those big natural breasts don't hurt.

Speaking of big natural breasts, in Episode 486 we'll meet Cierra.

She'll be teaming up with fellow newbie Gianna as two girls compete against one boy (new guy Trace) in a battle of the sexes. Loser(s) placed at the mercy of the winner(s), with either one guy submitting to two girls or two girls submitting to one guy.

Finally, here's what's coming up in the POVs. Again, speaking of big natural boobs, RyAnne is back for Episode P081.

One of the many great things about big natural boobs is how they bounce when their wearer is forced to do jumping jacks. Next week, we have Sarah T in Episode P082.

Multiple endings for this one.

You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike

Hey! If you were waiting for a response in either of the last two blog threads, it's there. Sorry about the delay.

Today's Episode 480 brings back Dolly, Nettle, and Tobi, this time as a player. The new game, Stacky Fuckers, I honestly felt didn't work very well. But it's definitely got potential, with a few tweaks to the rules.

So I found something I'd like to share with you guys. It's a pretty awesome interactive game with strong ENF/stripping game themes, but I have to warn you, it's old-school. Really old-school. Very really old-school. If the name "Infocom" means nothing to you, you might find it a little too old-school for you.

It's a text adventure (!) set in a casino full of women you can challenge to a game of Yakyuken (Japanese for "strip rock-paper-scissors") with forfeits for the loser -- at least, as long as you set it to "kinky mode". It's made by a guy who calls himself Prince Buffoon. You can download it here. but it's a .GBLOB file and you'll need an interpreter to play it. I use Grgoyle on Linux, but there are plenty of decent interpreters out there; just Google for "gblob interpreter". It'll take a bit of work to get things set up, but it's worth it, at least in my opinion. With a text-only interface, you have to use your imagination, of course, but Buffoon has a knack for descriptive writing and you can almost see the naked girls blushing crimson.

Next week is Episode 481, which has already been promoed. For the week after that, take a gander at Episode 482:

Candle made her first appearance on LostBets.com all the way back in 2009's Episodew 101, and since then, her high-energy personality and her seemingly limitless supply of bad puns has made her a fan favorite, and one of my personal favorites as well. I have a few episodes with her coming up, but I haven't seen her for awhile, so what I've got may be all we'll get. Enjoy her while you can. She's joined by Kandii in a game of Strip Splotzee. You know the pussy pump? It's embarrassing to have your most intimate parts swollen and on display. Well, imagine that with your legs held firmly open and your butt in the air thanks to a thighbinder. 

I realize that I've reached the end of promos for the POVs. I'll try to get ahead of the queue soon. But I think you'll really like P079.