A very sincere apology

Guys, I just wanted to let you know, I'm really, really sorry. See, I just got back from a shoot. And most of the shoot went very well. But some of the footage I shot... well, it just wasn't up to my usual quality standards. The video is grainy. I wasn't using a tripod, and the frame shakes nearly constantly. A lot of background noise obscures the audio, and the lighting conditions were atrocious. I know that you've come to expect better from me, and again, I am sorry.

But really, when you're trying to shoot from inside a moving vehicle at the drive-through window of a fast food restaurant with a naked woman behind the wheel, there's very little you can do.

Pizza in the front...

...poker in the rear. This week's update is up, and finally, we get to treat a pizza guy to some naked flesh. Elizabeth, Julie, and Lily play poker... which two will be showing it all to the lucky deliveryman? Buy it and see.

That's "X" as in "an unknown quantity"...

...and "spurt" as in "a drip under pressure."

Ashton takes on The Expert in a very special midweek update. Enjoy!

Two for the price of... well, two

But quicker than usual, and that should count for something, right?

This week's update is posted, at least for the high-def folks. Standard-def guys will have to wait a couple of days, as usual. But what's interesting is that this game has a sequel... a rather unexpected twist that happened after the game was over and the camera was off. What was it? Stay tuned, it'll be published next week in a special mid-week update.

I should say, by the way, that the description of the sequel will unavoidably spoil the winner of this game, so if you don't want a spoiler, buy now :)

Oil's well that ends oily

This week's clip is up. Mary and Amber play a nice simple game of chance, and the loser gets... well, the title of this post pretty much gives it away. High-def now, standard-def in a couple of days. And I'm trying C4S's new preview feature with this clip. Apparently they don't do such a good job of parsing H.264 themselves; the preview starts before a keyframe so the first few seconds are badly garbled. Oh well.