UPDATE: This week's clip is posted! I'll let Crosis write a formal blog announcement when he sobers up.
You've asked to see more of her. You've begged to see more of her. You've demanded to see more of her.
While she lived nearby and I worked with her often, Ashley was my favorite girl, and I know she was (and still is) the favorite of a lot of you. I don't know if Lily's fan base is as broad as Ashley's but I know its members are just as dedicated to her, and I'm one of 'em. She's my new favorite girl, and it's hard not to fall in love with her spirit and her daring.
So I've got a shoot with the two of them scheduled. One week. Two girls. Two high-definition cameras. (Yep, I plow the money you give me into making the site better -- some of it anyway -- and one of my recent expenses was a new camera.)
Lily and Ashley, head to head, woman against woman, loser does... well, loser does what?
Post your ideas for forfeits Lily and Ashley should risk having to do. While you're at it, post games you want them to play. Just please keep in mind the following simple rules.
Rule #1: NO POOFTAHS!
Rule #2: Location, Location, Location. TBD but in all likelihood it will be, as usual, set in a hotel room or possibly a private home. This means: no squirt gun fights! No volleyball! No badminton! Please, folks, I want to shoot outdoors as much as you want to see it, but it will probably not be this time.
The location also restricts what can be done indoors. That means: no foosball! No pool! Yes, I want to, but probably not this time, okay? And no ping-pong, because no ping-pong table. And speaking of that: the game of beer pong that I know involves such a table or at least a wide, flat surface. One of the reasons I haven't shot beer pong yet is that I've had no idea how to pull it off in a hotel room. So if you want to see beer pong, as many of you have clamored for, tell me how to play, subject to the constraints of the location.
Rule #3: NO POOFTAHS!
Rule #4: Suggest sensible forfeits. Both of these girls are very daring and wiling to do almost anything. Keep in mind the qualifier "almost". There are some things the girls simply are not willing to risk. In addition to that, your humble photographer also has his limits, which are fairly broad but there are some things I will not touch. No, I'm not going to list them, just use your judgment.
Rule #5: NO POOFTAHS!
Rule #6: There is NO!! Rule 6.
Rule #7: Lily will not at this time risk shaving her bush, goddamn it. I've tried, folks, I've tried. I'll keep trying. I don't know about you guys, but I want to see Lily really, really naked. I'll wear her down eventually.
(My God, what have I become?)
Rule #8: Okay, the pooftahs are welcome too.
Rule #9: And this is a big nasty important one. I'M NOT KIDDING YOU MUST READ THIS, and to prove it I'll put the whole thing in boldface. You agree that you waive any and all intellectual property rights including but not necessarily limited to copyright, trademark, or patent, in ANYTHING you post here. Sorry, gentlemen, I don't want to get sued.
Okay guys. Put those minds to work. We may put some of your ideas in a poll to see how popular they are. Also, if you come up with something really creative that I end up using, your copy of the final video is on the house.
P.S. "Wait!" I hear some of you yelling. "Where's this week's update? You promised it Friday! And you promised it'd be really, really hot! Where is it?" Patience, friends, it'll be worth it.