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Fern and Salem, a fire and a Sybian. Who wouldn't appreciate that combo? Enjoy today's update, Episode 320.

56 Lapdances

My favorite crowd of 15 circus weirdos is back! Episode 319 is the latest in the series, and it's a worth addition as the crowd plays a group game of rock-paper-scissors, followed by a lot of group lapdances.

I'd like to hear some opinions on the following question: which of the following LostBets.com players would you most like to see back?

• Angel, from episodes 238, 247, 257, 264, and 270
• Catherine, from episodes 189, 193, 196, 252, and 287
• Cory, from episodes 147, 152, 242, and 248
• Dre, from episodes 249 and 269
• Kimberly, from episodes 039 (!), 042, 049, 078, 079, 084, 104, 111, 118, and 122
• Lakota, from episodes 295, 298, and 304
• Nyssa, from episodes 253 and 267
• Tiana, from episodes 123, 127, 130, 182, 185, 188, 202, 241, and 251

All of these lovely ladies will be making comebacks in the next few months, but your input will influence what order they're published in. Hope everybody's excited to see them back. Angel, by the way, is no longer pregnant, but for them who like this sort of thing, she's milky.

Watery beer

I wonder what percentage of posts on this blog have me apologizing for or making excuses for being way behind in blog and email replies. Probably pretty high. Anyway, it's still the case that I'm way behind. The excuse du jour is that I've been spending nearly all of my free time in the company of a charming (and hot) young lady of my acquaintance. You know how it is, guys, right? You get a new girlfriend, and next thing you know there's no time for anything else. I'd call her by her name, except she doesn't have a stage name for me to use yet. I asked her to pick one out after I told her I'd be blaming her for my inattention, but she still hasn't settled on one, and she soundly rejected my suggestion of Yoko.

Today's update brings back my collection of young amateurs, Fern and Jerome and Jelly and Serengeli. The game is technically beer pong, but not really: I ain't serving alcohol to these youngsters. At least not on camera. Tickling's on tap for the losers.

Coming up:

Episode 319 brings back the circus folk, all 15 of them, playing a massive king-of-the-hill style game of Rock-Paper-Scissors. The forfeit is a little on the tame side for this crowd, as 7 losers perform lapdances for 8 winners, but it's a lot of fun to see what these crazy people get up to.

Episode 320 is one a lot of people have been waiting for. Fern and Salem play a game of Strip Mogadishu while sitting in front of a pleasant roaring fire. Each lost piece of clothing goes to feed the fire, and the loser has to (gets to?) break in my brand-new Sybian. Neither has ridden one before, and both are a bit apprehensive. Last time I used a Sybian, it was a rousing success. Will this one be too? Tune in to find out.

Candle and Tori return in episode 321 playing a classy game of Strip Blackjack. These two have a great rapport. They're both good at livening up a game with excitement and banter, but together, they're unstoppable. The winner gets to ream the loser with a glass dildo, and it turns out that she knows what she's doing. The loser is blown away.

Episode 322 features Eve and Grace playing Noname. (Cyndi had to leave). The winner straps on. The loser takes it.

Episode 323 is Fern and Salem again, this time playing Strip Memory. The loser has to undergo a forfeit that was suggested by a fan awhile ago. She has to walk naked and on tiptoe down a rope that's been stretched tight. The rope nestles between her pussy lips and stimulates her as she walks, and the knots we tied in the rope don't help much either. Worked pretty well, I think. You be the judge.

Bring it on!

Today's update brings back a game we haven't seen since Episode 268: Earth and Fire. I really like this game. Something about watching a girl struggling to hold back her orgasm as two determined girls try their best to break her appeals to me. This week's contestants are Cyndi, Eve and Grace, and they make fine players.

In other news, I am once again (still) way behind in responses. I hope everyone had a great New Year. Here's to making 2013 the best year yet.