In case the title of this post isn't obvious (it's not), it's supposed to be the Star Wars theme. I'm actually not going to see it today (got too much shit to take care of), but I'm looking forward to seeing it soon, and I'm cautiously optimistic that J.J. Abrams can fix the atrocities inflicted on the franchise by George Lucas. If you haven't seen the Plinkett Reviews of the prequels, or of the ST:TNG movies, or of just about anything, I highly recommend them.
Sorry for the nerdiness, but it seems appropriate on a day when we're introducing Rose. I can't help it, I love nerdy girls, especially the type that are highly sexual and wild. She joins other newcomer Anneliese in Episode 495, playing Strip Freeze with the trusty ol' cock gag making an appearance for the forfeit.
And I finally have some new promos to share. To start with, next week we'll see Episode 496.
We paired one of our most demure new girls, Kasady, with one of our wildest, Bailey. It's a game of Strip Memory, where the winner gets to ride the naked loser's face. It's a good game and a good forfeit, and it's a great lead in to their next appearance, in Episode 502. You don't believe what happened then. I want to give a grateful shoutout to Bailey, who came up with the idea... but I'm getting ahead of myself. That won't be until February.
But 496 will close out 2015. Ringing in the new year will be Episode 497.
Cute tiny redhead Lizzy and Semitic goddess Rachel are back, and they're joined by Tomiko. Tomiko is the oldest player we've ever had at the time she was filmed, although you'd never be able to tell by looking at her tight, toned body and perky tits. Tomiko and Mo are, I think, the only players we've had who are older than I am, and oy, I should look so good. They play a new game I made up, called Panty Hoes. and if I wasn't already going to Pun Hell for Strip W.H.O.R.E.S., I definitely am now. The girls wear pantyhose on their heads, with tennis balls in the feet. (Actually, due to a procurement error, they're using thigh-high stockings rather than pantyhose. They worked.) They each have a row of water bottles to knock down, and the have to swing their heads to make their tennis balls hit them. It was a pretty fun game, and I'll have to use it some more.
All three of these girls are reluctant to do anything too naughty in front of the camera, so it's a relatively tame forfeit: yoga poses. The winner had a hell of a good time, taking great glee making the losers hold unbelievably revealing poses while she leaned in closer for a better look.