Turkey Day

Hola, folks. I hope all the readers from the United States had a happy Thanksgiving, and had a lot to be thankful for this year. I know I sure did.

I'm on vacation for the holiday at the moment, but fortunately I set episode 252 up to publish before I left. This one has been highly anticipated and I hope it's been worth the wait. You wanted a handjob race, you asked for a handjob race, you waited for a handjob race, and today, you'll get a handjob race. Enjoy.

(It's a shame I couldn't get the players to agree to a blowjob race, because the time of year would've made for a great "gobble gobble" pun, but oh well.)

High stakes

Check this out:

That right there is a for-real no-foolin' honest-to-God needle-and-ink ouch-ouch-ouch tattoo. One should always think twice before betting against me, especially when it comes to sci-fi trivia.

I've got some exciting news to share. Many girls have come here to play, then have vanished without a trace. Certain of these girls are very popular and I've fielded many requests to find them and bring them back. Well, I still haven't managed to get a hold of Nicole or Taylor, two of the most-requested girls, but just yesterday I finally got in touch with Camilla. She's alive and well and wants to come back. What do you guys think, should I let her?

Once again, I'm behind in blog and email responses. My excuse this time is that I'm moving and the process is consuming much of my attention. The fact that Arkham City, Skyrim, Saints Row 3, and AC: Revelations all came out in the span of a month might also have something to do with it. I'll catch up soon.

Gratitude

Episode 250 publishes today. Julie vs. Ashley, head-to-head, loser gets stockaded, vibed, and (maybe) anally violated.

I've been sitting here staring at the "New Post" screen for Blogger for ten minutes, trying and failing to find words to adequately express how grateful I am to everyone who helped take us this far. I can't come up with anything, so just: thanks, guys. Thank you all.

I mentioned that I had a shoot scheduled yesterday with two new girls. Here they are:

Please welcome, from left to right, Salem, 21, and Lumen, 18. Look for them to make their first appearance in December.

So here's what's coming up after 250:

251 brings back Tiana and Chrissy, who play Strip Mogadishu. The loser endures a forfeit we haven't seen since June: a good old-fashioned strap-on fucking.

252 brings back Catherine (last seen playing Maia) along with her boyfriend Ziggy. They're joined by new girl Camille (not to be confused with Camilla) and her husband Michael, and the couples pair off in a handjob race: they switch partners, and the ladies try their best to get the other girl's man off. Loser has to strip, help the winner finish off her boy. Then the winner gets to sit on her face.

253 is our first game of Team Noname. Jessie (last seen as the token white chick in a sea of black beauties) pairs off with new girl Ember against new girls Nyssa and Chelsea. The losers have to get on the couch and spread 'en, the winners get armed with vibrators, and they race to see who can force her loser to orgasm first. It's an interesting one, and I'll have more to say about it when it gets closer to publication.

Good stuff coming up. Thanks again, everybody.

Semiquincentennial

Whew. There's a lot of stuff happening this week, including two new chicks coming by for a shoot, and on Friday, the publication of Episode 250. I didn't do something epic in scale like I did for 200, but it's not bad. Here's a teaser:

Still haven't seen Borat

...but the Borat-kini makes its second appearance today, with 67% all-new chicks.