Three weeks, still no broadband. I've developed a tic in my right eye, and my hair is falling out in clumps. Fortunately, I have my magical invisible pet marmoset Rupert to help me keep it together and stay sane. Still haven't been able to answer emails or blog comments yet. They say I should be hooked up and ready to go on Monday. I'll believe it when I see it.
During my all-too-fleeting moments of Internet access, I discovered to my horror that last week's B-Side had a glitch in the audio. (Only the HD version was affected.) Casper is responsible for postproduction and quality control on the B-Sides, so he has been flogged. I have a corrected version but I can't upload it (sigh). If you bought the glitchy version of B034, please email me at email@example.com. Include a copy of your receipt from Clips4Sale, and any two clips you would like to replace it.
This week's update features Julie vs. Kandie, with a consequential forfeit for the loser, and an even more consequential prize for the victor. Here's what's coming up in the near future:
Episode 259 features the return of Salem and Lumen, joined by Xena. Loser gets stockaded, drawn on, and paddled.
Episode 260 is one I recently teased: Ember plays against her big (though not nearly as big as when last we saw her) sister Rainy. Loser must submit to a sororal forced orgasm… or two, or three. If there are any theology majors out there, please let me know if I'll be going to Hell for this.
Episode 261 is one I teased several months ago. Some people have been waiting for it very patiently since. New girls Alice, Marie, and Leda make their debut, in a simple game of high card, with the winners getting to do whatever they want to the loser. And what they want involves clothespins. Lots of clothespins, a piece of ribbon to clamp them to so they can all be ripped off at onc, and the loser's tits.
Leda has an extremely unusual physical characteristic. I didn't know about it when I invited her to play, but if I had I probably would've welcomed her anyway. Some folks will undoubtedly find it off-putting, but variety is the spice of life. (And no, it's not a dick.)