Speaking of 538, that's also the number of electoral votes in American presidential elections. Yes, through careful planning and meticulous attention to detail, I arranged things so number 538 would come up on the Friday closest to the ... oh, never mind, I'm lying. This is a total coincidence. But I hope that everyone who's eligible votes, or has already voted. And, look, nobody comes here for politics and I'm not going to get into that, but I just gotta say: this is the worst election I've ever seen, and I've seen a few. Ugh. I'll be so glad when it's over.
On to happier things. Here's what we've got coming in Episode 540.
And then there's Episode 541.
Nettle and Leilani, two girls I've been asked to see more of, break in new girl Endza with a game of Strip Memory. I usually like to welcome new girls with a simple game and a simple forfeit, but lately they've all been Strip Rock-Paper-Scissors for yoga poses. Nothing wrong with that, but it'd gotten a bit repetitive. This time I had them play Strip Memory, with the loser spanked by the other two.
Speaking of Endza, here she is. I hope you like her.