At least, if any of the numerous world religions that believes that corrupting young, sweet, innocent girls is a damnable sin has it right. And I'll probably get there sooner rather than later, courtesy of a mob of angry fathers with pitchforks and torches. But at least I'll have a great time until I get there.
All of this soul-searching was prompted by the shoot I'm putting together for next week. And I don't really think that I'm offending Heaven by this... after all, who but a loving and benevolent deity could have delivered so many adorable fresh-faced barely-legal schoolgirl amateurs into my clutches?
Unrelated to the above, Episode 262 is published. Fans of Candle and Isobel will be happy. Fans of squirting forced orgasms will be happier.
Not at all unrelated to the above, Episode 263 will publish next Friday. Adorable fresh-faced barely-legal Lumen returns and brings her adorable fresh-faced barely-legal friend Fern. They're joined by equally-adorable though more comfortably-legal Julie, who brought her not-too-adorable friend Kyle. I neglected to tell Lumen and Fern that there'd be a dude in the games. Fern blushes surprisingly well under her tanned, Latina complexion. They play a new game that has them moving (and bouncing), and the losers are going to get very, very cold as they make snow angels outside wearing absolutely nothing.
Episode 264 brings back Brianna and Angel for their fourth (and last, for now) game. They play Strip Barracuda, which hasn't been used much yet. It's inspired by the old game show Card Sharks. The loser of this one dons the bright yellow slingshot swimsuit and has to go on our most extensive swimsuit walk to date. Her ordeal takes her outside, across a street crowded with vehicles and pedestrians to feed a parking meter, then back for a walk around the hotel, ending in the exercise room and swimming pool area. It's fun watching the barely-clad loser trying to keep everything in place as she rides the elliptical trainer.
Episode 265 features Whitney and Alexis vs. AJ and Tony in another boys-vs-girls team game. They play Croc 'n' Balls, until one gender is totally naked. Last time, the losers got paddled. This time, the penalty will be a little more hardcore, as the losers have to get on their knees and go down on the victors. A couple of pussies are going to get licked, or a couple of dicks are going to get sucked. Either way, the stakes are high.